So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
one two three fourrrrnication!
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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