it wasn't lemon gatorade
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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