U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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