I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
