so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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