I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Say something about gay babies.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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