ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I want a musical about memes.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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