Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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