Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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