Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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