She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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