I must be too annoying 4 u.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
only if we run a train.
done.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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