I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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