Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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