I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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