ya dads aren't the best wingmen
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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