Who wears a wallet chain?!
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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