i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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