I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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