I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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