y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
