is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Are my feet made of real feet?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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