god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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