(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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