I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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