The maid of honor just puked.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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