You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Just high enough for therapy.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
