you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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