So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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