just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
How's work?
Spinning.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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