is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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