Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
