What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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