Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
They have beer where we have blood.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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