Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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