Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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