He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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