I'll bet she douches with gravy.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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