oh god the rape fog is back!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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