singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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