Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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