Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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