You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
being pregnant is like rehab
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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