You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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