They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
