this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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