So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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