32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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