dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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