When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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