Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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