if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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