either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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