I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I smell like Dick and happiness
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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