just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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