Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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