So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia