wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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