My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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