i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
My dick has a subreddit
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
