You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Randomize