So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
he puts the penis in happiness.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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