You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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