So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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