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Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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